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Adam's Deal With God

By: AnonymousPublished: 11/29/2005
 
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One day as Adam was strolling through the garden of Eden, God noticed that he seemed rather sad.

God said to Adam "What seems to be the problem Adam? Is the food that I have planted for you not good enough? Does the water not shake your thirst? Is this not paradise?"

Adam replied "The food is delicious my lord and the water refreshes me yes. This is indeed paradise." "Then why Adam" God asked again, "do you seem so sad?"

Adam let out a long sigh and told God that he was lonely for he was the only one of his kind.

God thought a moment and said "Tell you what, I will make for you a mate, but it'll cost you. Yes, a mate who will clean up after you, will be pleasing to the eye. A mate who will cook for you and do everything in her power to keep you happy. A mate who'll never back talk you and will pleasure you anytime you want."

Adam, mind swimming with possibilities asked "Wow. But what's this going to cost me?"

"Both your arms, legs and your nipples," God replied briskly.

"Oh... that's a lot" said Adam ... "What can I get for a rib?"

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.29.2005 8:04:34 AM EST)


    good one

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    God And Adam (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.29.2005 5:21:35 AM EST)

    So.......

    What happened to that OTHER woman? I might be willing to part with an arm and a leg to upgrade to the better model.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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