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#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She went on a light diet... is so fat, as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
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Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Nosey Neighbor
By: Anonymous
Published: 12/01/2005
A girl moved in to a new apartment complex accross town. The next day a neighbor lady stopped by, knocked on the door and said, welcome to the new apartments. Now if you need any art work or decorating, see Bruce in 318 Thats what he does, If you need your taxes done see jerry in 309, he's an accountant. If you are out of sugar, see Carl in 114, he wor
ks part time for a grocery store driver. If you get locked out see Jimmy next door. She said, OH he must be a locksnith??
NO he just got out of jail on a breaking and entering charge!
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