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Elderly Couple

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/08/2006
 
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant and, as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her....... "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, and the credit card."

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    LOL (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.08.2006 7:59:05 AM EST)

    HEY PEOPLE !
    This is a new joke for me and it's funny too.

    editor's note:
    Well it would be funny
    if he wasn't describing
    my last car trip with the wife,
    but it's still funny just the same.

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    started by tjshere
    (06.08.2006 3:51:25 AM EST)

    But, hey, at least he didn't need to stop for directions to find his way back.

    LMAO! A good new one here, BD. ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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