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Children And Their Answers

By: scutiPublished: 07/09/2006
 
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.

The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"

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I always (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(07.09.2006 8:55:14 AM EST)


wondered that myself.
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Hey TJ it's a new joke !!!!!

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and really funny.....!

".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

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(07.09.2006 3:31:55 AM EST)

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