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Lost Pen

By: michaelcarlPublished: 07/07/2003
 
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A proctologist walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's just great ... some asshole has my pen."

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    NICE... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (07.10.2003 8:58:26 PM EST)
    I got a pen with brown ink too...

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    HaHaHaHaHaHa..... (0 replies)
    started by ladybug
    (07.07.2003 11:14:40 PM EST)
    Good one, MichealCarl....
    Thanks for the laugh!
    Hugs to you ........

    I just love to bug you!

    Why would Patron take his pen? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.07.2003 11:05:58 PM EST)

    waaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha
    Meanwhile (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.07.2003 4:32:52 PM EST)
    someone's got inkstains on their trolleys and will have to explain it ti the wife when they get home tonight.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)
    I wonder..... (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.07.2003 4:16:24 PM EST)
    If he licked the tip of the thermometer before he tried to write with it?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    "some asshole" ? (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.07.2003 2:16:17 PM EST)

    I never went to the Doctor.
    Waaaaaa hahahahahaha

    Waaaaahaaaaaa (0 replies)  
    started by corjones
    (07.07.2003 12:27:42 PM EST)
    Nice one M.C. Gave me a wee chortle!

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