The Best And Worst Country-Western Song Titles
By: Robnoxious	Published: 12/09/1998
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him Please Bypass This Heart She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger You Done Tore Out My Heart, and Stomped that Sucker Flat You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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BEST & WORST OF C & W (0 replies)   started by NANCY007 (04.21.2001 11:59:21 AM EST) THIS MADE ME FORGET MY BEST FRIEND GOT DRUNK & RAN OVER MY DOG IN MY BOYFRIEND'S TRUCK BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM FOR HIS SECOND COUSIN'S WIFE! NANCYMARTIN

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