Tell Me Where We Are
By: Anonymous	Published: 02/05/2001
A man and his wife were driving through the beautiful Welsh countryside one day when they came across a road sign that read "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" (The longest town-name in the world). The husband says the name and his wife laughs. "That's not how you pronounce it", she says and proceeds to say it herself. Her husband nearly crashes the car laughing and they start debating how to pronounce the name. Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunchtime they pull into a restaurant in the town whose name is the subject of the argument. As they're settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, "Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument between my huband and me? Could you possibly pronounce the name of where we are, only please do it very very slowly". The cashier leans forward and says "Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Kiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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crap (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.06.2001 2:38:12 PM EST) crap crap crap and crap

Bloomfield, New Jersey is changing its name! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.06.2001 12:29:52 PM EST) From Bloomfield to Ifuckedthatbitchintheasss New Jersey.

Geez (0 replies) started by Kat25 (02.05.2001 10:12:58 PM EST) Thaaat waaas gooooofyyyyy. *lol* Kat

Stupid bastard! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.05.2001 5:53:49 PM EST) Yyyyyoooooouuuuuu Aaaaarrrrreeee Aaaaaaa ddddddduuuuummmmmmbbbbbb ffffffuuuuuccccckkkkk!!!!

Please read this! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.05.2001 11:13:00 AM EST) PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS!!!!!! Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. And girlfriends, take heed. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere! It goes by the street name of "Beer." All that girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics. Please! Forward this to everyone you know!

That's almost as lame as... (0 replies) started by alphagore (02.05.2001 9:05:08 AM EST) The one about burger king getting dairy queen pregnant.......he forgot to wrap his whopper.

HE CAN`T SAY IT (0 replies)   started by donut38 (02.05.2001 0:39:08 AM EST) EITHER

yeah (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (02.05.2001 0:23:40 AM EST) the type of employees that burger king attracts aren't too sharp. i'm just happy when they get my order right

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