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Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck? A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
so lame that
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SilkBoxers
(06.26.2000 10:44:41 AM EST)
it can bring tears to your eyes
When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you.
Silk Boxers
Whoop!
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NakedCanuck
(06.26.2000 10:18:27 AM EST)
Must of got a viagra perscription to keep him from retiring.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Junk it !
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started by
SacredBlade
(06.26.2000 0:55:01 AM EST)
That was lame...
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