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Not ready to retire !!

By: number1waitressPublished: 06/26/2000
 
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Did you hear that the flasher considered retirement?

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    He got busted the other day... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.26.2000 11:02:04 PM EST)
    ...but he got off - the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

    so lame that (0 replies)
    started by SilkBoxers
    (06.26.2000 10:44:41 AM EST)
    it can bring tears to your eyes

    When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

    Whoop! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.26.2000 10:18:27 AM EST)
    Must of got a viagra perscription to keep him from retiring.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Junk it ! (0 replies)  
    started by SacredBlade
    (06.26.2000 0:55:01 AM EST)
    That was lame...

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