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Back Of The Bus

By: AnonymousPublished: 04/02/1999
 
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A group of elderly people were riding on the bus. One woman came to the bus driver and said,"I've just been molested in the back of the bus." He looked shocked and told her to ride in the front, by him, to feel safer.

A little while later, a second woman approached him and said, "Sir, I've just been molested in the back of the bus!" The bus driver, again, was shocked and pulled the bus to the side of the road. He ran to the back of the bus only to find an elderly man crawling on his hands and knees.

The driver excaimed, "What's going on back here?!" The elderly man stood up and said, "Well, I've lost my toupe. I thought I'd found it twice, but MINE is parted on the SIDE!"

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