15 very funny misc. jokes
By: Phantom	Published: 01/09/1999
How can you tell if a girl is a redneck? She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow. Why don't Italians have acne? It slides off. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong What's the best thing about a blowjob? 10 minutes of peace and quiet. Did you hear they came out with a new Selena doll? Ken and Barbie needed a maid. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? A Mechanic. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What do you call a German tampon? A Twatstika. Definition of a nice Greek Boy: A Greek boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them all. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future either. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying, "Yo" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? NONE- He fell. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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whatever (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.01.2001 11:52:44 AM EST) Those jokes are the lamest ever.

yea... (0 replies) started by phreaky (01.09.2001 7:34:35 PM EST) its the same as: "he was shot 6 times in the back with a bolt-action rifle..... deffinatly a suicide."

this is some funny shit (0 replies)   started by NuTek (10.01.2000 8:42:58 PM EST) hehe...the black guy fell...hehe...hehe...uhmm..... don't get it.

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