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Breast Fed Baby

By: virtualjulPublished: 12/14/2002
 
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

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    hehe (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.14.2002 12:46:50 PM EST)

    silly grandma. touching grandma's boobies, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh.


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    Sorry kids, I killed Santa..

    Yep (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (12.14.2002 0:28:38 AM EST)


    We were right GP...

    hehehe

    Hehehehe (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.14.2002 0:20:10 AM EST)

    The new ending was a nice twist.

    I'm usually glad when I come too.

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