Sam and Bessie are senior citizens and Sam always wanted an
expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys a pair
and wears them home, asking
Bessie, "So, do you notice anything
different about
me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and
the same
pants. What's different?"
Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out
completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says,
"Bessie, do you
notice anything different?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging
down
yesterday and will be hanging down tomorrow."
Angrily Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down?
'Cause
it's
looking at my new boots!!!!!"
Bessie replies, " You shoulda bought a hat!"
