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Men Shopping

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/03/2004
 
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A man was shopping in the men's department at Bloomingdale's when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter.

He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam."

She smiled pleasantly and asked "And what would you like?"

The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet womanhood, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly ... What I need is a new tie."

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    At Least Mentally (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.04.2004 10:20:15 PM EST)

    This happens all the time.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    sounds like... (0 replies)
    started by sy993588
    (11.04.2004 0:07:01 AM EST)

    i need to start shopping for ties !

    well (1 reply)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.03.2004 8:10:31 PM EST)

    that goes without saying......

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