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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
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An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
Published : 10.19.2009

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New Element
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the ...
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Teaching Mathematics
A logger sells a truckload ...
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Doctors' Opinions Of Financial Bail-Out Package
The Allergists voted to scratch it, and ...
Published : 12.12.2008

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Why The Chicken Crossed The Road
All sorts of answers ...
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Published : 11.16.2008

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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
Published : 10.30.2008

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Who's Running This Place?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse ...
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Published : 09.30.2008

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Hillary's First Night As President
January 21, 2009- Hillary Clinton was sworn in today ...
Published : 08.12.2008

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A Politically Correct Political Joke
This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by both parties! Not only that, it is politically correct.
Published : 02.08.2008

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World War III Is Coming
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A ...
Published : 01.31.2008

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Murphy's Law
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah ...
Published : 12.23.2007

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What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what ...
Published : 10.25.2007

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Perspective?
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, ...
Published : 09.29.2007

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Three Arkansas Surgeons
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Published : 09.01.2007

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Laura And Dick
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were ...
Published : 07.24.2007

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New Stamp
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp ...
Published : 06.30.2007

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Bill and the Prostitute
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner day after day ...
Published : 06.11.2007

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A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R ...
Published : 05.29.2007

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Republican Fisherman
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. ...
Published : 03.25.2007

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Constitutional Fact?
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime ...
Published : 12.27.2006

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Founding Fathers
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime ...
Published : 12.11.2006

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Hillary's Driver
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along ...
Published : 11.30.2006

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Star Trek
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished ...
Published : 11.23.2006

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Bono Makes A Statement
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience ...
Published : 10.28.2006

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A Letter To The FAA
Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions ...
Published : 10.24.2006

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Laura Bush Bought A Parrot
Laura Bush bought Dubya a parrot for his birthday. She ...
Published : 09.29.2006

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Almost Identical
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" ...
Published : 09.23.2006

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Job At The Post Office
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The ...
Published : 09.22.2006

Rate: 4.15
Lincoln vs Kennedy
Have a history teacher explain this, if they can.
Published : 09.14.2006

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The Solution
My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas ...
Published : 08.01.2006

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