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"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
 
 

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williams
 
 

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Hillary's First Night As President
January 21, 2009- Hillary Clinton was sworn in today ...
Published : 08.12.2008

Rate: 2.85
A Politically Correct Political Joke
This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by both parties! Not only that, it is politically correct.
Published : 02.08.2008

Rate: 3.73
World War III Is Coming
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A ...
Published : 01.31.2008

Rate: 3.31
Murphy's Law
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah ...
Published : 12.23.2007

Rate: 3.59
What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what ...
Published : 10.25.2007

Rate: 3.82
Perspective?
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, ...
Published : 09.29.2007

Rate: 3.31
Three Arkansas Surgeons
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together ...
Published : 09.01.2007

Rate: 1.81
Laura And Dick
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were ...
Published : 07.24.2007

Rate: 3.13
New Stamp
The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp ...
Published : 06.30.2007

Rate: 3.13
Bill and the Prostitute
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner day after day ...
Published : 06.11.2007

Rate: 3.50
A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R ...
Published : 05.29.2007

Rate: 3.73
Republican Fisherman
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. ...
Published : 03.25.2007

Rate: 3.92
Constitutional Fact?
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime ...
Published : 12.27.2006

Rate: 4.17
Founding Fathers
The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime ...
Published : 12.11.2006

Rate: 4.00
Hillary's Driver
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along ...
Published : 11.30.2006

Rate: 4.00
Star Trek
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished ...
Published : 11.23.2006

Rate: 4.09
Bono Makes A Statement
At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience ...
Published : 10.28.2006

Rate: 4.17
A Letter To The FAA
Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions ...
Published : 10.24.2006

Rate: 4.09
Laura Bush Bought A Parrot
Laura Bush bought Dubya a parrot for his birthday. She ...
Published : 09.29.2006

Rate: 4.17
Almost Identical
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" ...
Published : 09.23.2006

Rate: 3.83
Job At The Post Office
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The ...
Published : 09.22.2006

Rate: 4.15
Lincoln vs Kennedy
Have a history teacher explain this, if they can.
Published : 09.14.2006

Rate: 4.09
The Solution
My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas ...
Published : 08.01.2006

Rate: 4.09
72 Virginians
George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Published : 06.26.2006

Rate: 4.17
The Nun and The Soldier
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked ...
Published : 03.18.2006

Rate: 4.15
Making Millions Happy
Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's ...
Published : 03.05.2006

Rate: 4.00
One Day In 4th Grade
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children ...
Published : 02.04.2006

Rate: 3.71
Tragic Joke
President Bush was visiting a school. The children ...
Published : 10.27.2005

Rate: 3.82
New Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the ...
Published : 10.12.2005

Rate: 3.46
Presidential Pigs
The Agent salutes and says, "Welcome back, Mr. President. ...
Published : 09.29.2005

Rate: 4.00

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