Presidential Rhyme
By: Elaine	Published: 02/07/1999
I did not do it in a car. I did not do it in a bar. I did not do it in the dark. I did not do it in the park. I did not do it on a date. I did not ever fornicate. I did not do it at a dance. I did not do it in her pants. I did not get beyond first base. I did not do it in her face. I never did it in a bed. If you think that, you've been misled. I did not do it with a groan. I did not do it on the phone. I did not cause her dress to stain. I never boinked Saddam Hussein. I did not do it with a whip. I never fondled Linda Tripp. I never acted really silly With volunteers like Kathleen Willey. There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher, I chased her 'round, but could not catch her. No kinky stuff, not on your life I wouldn't, even with my wife. And Gennifer Flowers' tale of woes Was paid for by my right-wing foes. And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers Are just a bunch of party poopers. I did not ask my friends to lie. I did not hang them out to dry. I did not do it last November, But if I did, I don't remember. I did not do it in the hall. I could have, but I don't recall. I never did it in my study. I never did it with my dog, Buddy. I never did it to Sox, the cat. I might have-once-with Arafat. I never did it in a hurry. I never groped Ms. Betty Currie. There was no sex at Arlington. There was no sex on Air Force One. I might have copped a little feel And then endeavored to conceal. But never did these things so lewd, At least, not ever in the nude. These things to which I have confessed. They do not count, if we stayed dressed. It never happened with cigar. I never dated Mrs. Starr. I did not know this little sin Would be retold on CNN. I broke some rules my Mama taught me. I tried to hide, but now you've caught me. But I implore, I do beseech Do not condemn, do not impeach. I might have got a little tail But never, never did inhale. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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this is horrible (0 replies)   started by flojet (09.24.2000 11:40:50 PM EST) I'm first though

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