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	"One thing is for certain: There won't be any more mass graves and torture rooms and rape rooms." —Bush, press availability in Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 12, 2004

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	I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. — David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

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	The Solution My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas ... 08.01.2006 72 Virginians George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" 06.26.2006 The Nun and The Soldier A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked ... 03.18.2006 Making Millions Happy Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's ... 03.05.2006

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