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John Kerry - Running Eagle

By: luvly1Published: 09/08/2004
 
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During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. S

enator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan.

However, he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.

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    Hey GP ...."moccasin"? (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (09.08.2004 2:41:18 PM EST)

    I'd say he's more like a loafer...
    A penny loafer in fact.

    Only problem is...
    he isn't WORTH the red cent
    you'd have to put into it.

    This is funny (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.08.2004 9:09:20 AM EST)


    Well they couldn’t call him moccasin,
    because they don’t go Flip Flop when you walk.

    Haaaaaaa (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.08.2004 0:13:42 AM EST)

    That is a panic! Hope this story is true. You get the big 5 rating from me for this one. Thanks Luvly

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

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