Surgery
By: roger	Published: 08/09/2003
A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, "How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine, Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Poor Monica (0 replies) started by kweenbee (08.12.2003 1:59:22 AM EST) Not really. I say: Fuck her. Hahahaahahahahaa Love the country, live to pee outside

LMAO (0 replies) started by corjones (08.10.2003 2:19:41 PM EST) Nice one Rogde, first time back in a bit as have been house moving so off to a good start. Nice one Yank! ^5

Funny (0 replies) started by seaweedy (08.10.2003 1:16:34 AM EST) A good one, Rodge. I thought Monica jokes were about dead by now, but this one still works. Thanks. Keep 'em coming. And cumming.

I don't like that heifer (0 replies) started by StorminNorman (08.09.2003 4:14:11 PM EST) That bimbo was draining the commander in chief's cannon balls at the same time he was robbing ammo from the troops. Who knows if BDL is gay or not. Let God decide. I'm just gonna arrange the meeting

do you think (0 replies) started by simonsez (08.09.2003 1:57:45 PM EST) she asked the same thing when she went to the dr with a broken knee? I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Harry asked the same ..... (3 replies) started by thegrandpatron (08.09.2003 7:02:25 AM EST) question, after he had his prostate checked. Waaaa Hahahahahaha

I had thought .... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (08.09.2003 7:00:55 AM EST) that I had heard all the Monica jokes. But this is a new one for me. HEY and it's a good one too. LMAO

Waaaaaaa hahahahaha! (0 replies) started by tjshere (08.09.2003 0:10:22 AM EST) I'd heard it before but I couldn't remember who it was about. That made it just as good this time around. ^5!

lmfao (0 replies)   started by bigjohn2 (08.09.2003 0:01:28 AM EST) thats funny shit...

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