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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
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"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."
—David Letterman
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#186 A female kangaroo is called a flyer.
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Q. What's Afghanistan's national bird?
A. Duck.
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A man died and went to heaven. Standing there at the Pearly Gates was St. Peter. He ushered the man into a waiting room that was full of clock-like structures. On some, the
hands were still, others crept forward, still others were moving quickly. The man asked St. Peter," What are these clocks for?"
St. Peter replied, "There is one clock for each person alive on Earth. Each time that person tells a lie, the hands on his or her clock move. So honest people's clocks barely move."
Just then the man noticed one clock mounted on the ceiling. Its hands were flying around the dial. "Whose is that?" the man asked incredulously.
"Oh, that," replied Peter. "That belongs to
President Bill Clinton. We use it as a ceiling fan."
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Some 16,000,000,000 prizes have been given away in boxes of Cracker Jacks since the company started the practice in 1912.
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