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3rd Grade Exam
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And There Will Be Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, ...
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Published : 07.23.2009

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Texas Sheriff Job Interview
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Published : 02.04.2009

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Nordakota Cow...
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new ...
Published : 01.25.2009

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Winter Statistic
98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SHIT' BEFORE GOING IN THE ...
Published : 01.21.2009

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You Grew Up In Rural Iowa If . . .
For all you Iowa wanna be's and those who love Iowan's, ...
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Published : 10.14.2008

Rate: 3.73
Mason Vs. Dixon
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee ...
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Published : 05.24.2008

Rate: 3.53
How To Install A Home Security System In The South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's ...
Published : 02.25.2008

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Oklahoma Leads In Communication History
Last January the New Orleans Times Picayune reported ...
Published : 01.23.2008

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Three Wishes
Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Mexican farmer and an American farmer are all working together one day.
Published : 12.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Visiting Australia
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Published : 12.10.2007

Rate: 2.06
Irish Personal Ads
These were actual "Personal Ads" in the Dublin News.
Published : 12.01.2007

Rate: 2.25
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple on welfare decided that their family finally was big enough, their monthly check wasn't big enough for them to rent a bigger trailer, and they were both too lazy to go get a job.
Published : 10.30.2007

Rate: 3.50
The NZ Shipwreck Survivors
A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors ...
Published : 08.30.2007

Rate: 3.75
A Redneck's Pet
On a hot summer day in Pennsylvania, a redneck came into town with his dog ...
Published : 07.25.2007

Rate: 3.00
Ghost Sex
A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a ...
Published : 07.09.2007

Rate: 2.15
Sweet Home Alabama
One day, two girls from Alabama were sitting on their ...
Published : 03.24.2007

Rate: 2.61
Sex Ed From Ranchers
People in Wyoming see things very clearly ...
Published : 03.10.2007

Rate: 4.09
Cowboy At The Restaurant
A Texas cowboy is driving down the road and he sees ...
Published : 02.11.2007

Rate: 4.00
How To Tell They We Born In The Ozarks
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the ...
Published : 02.09.2007

Rate: 4.09
Manyana
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with ...
Published : 02.04.2007

Rate: 4.00
California - 157 Years Ago!
Do you know what happened back in 1850 in California ...
Published : 02.01.2007

Rate: 4.09
Awful Breakfast
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest ...
Published : 01.09.2007

Rate: 4.09
The Only Cow
The only cow in a village in Poland stopped giving ...
Published : 01.04.2007

Rate: 4.00
One Cold Morning In Dundee
A very loud, unattractive & hard-faced woman walks ...
Published : 12.24.2006

Rate: 4.09
Small Town USA
Traveling through Missouri, a motorist stopped for ...
Published : 12.09.2006

Rate: 4.09
Tennessee Mountain Woman
A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to the doctor and ...
Published : 11.15.2006

Rate: 4.00
Game And Wildlife
The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife ...
Published : 10.30.2006

Rate: 4.09
Farm Kids
A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring ...
Published : 09.11.2006

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