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Cowboy At The Restaurant

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/11/2007
 
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A Texas cowboy is driving down the road and he sees a sign in front of a restaurant that reads:

Happy Hour Special: Lobster Tail & Beer

The cowboy says--

"WOW!!! My three favorite things!!"

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    I can believe it (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.11.2007 8:56:40 AM EST)


    but he probably thinks he's getting Crawfish instead of Lobsters.

    Out of the 3 (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (02.11.2007 8:47:40 AM EST)


    I'm only surprised that the cowboy likes lobster.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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