Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Deep inside, I'm so ... I mean, I'm so sensitive."
— action star Jean-Claude Van Damme
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
 
 


Mason Vs. Dixon

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/24/2008
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.

The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"

Type:Unknown
Download:

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Sweet Angela
  • Toilet Car
  • Condom Reef Discovered
  • The Devil Made Me Cut Off My Penis
  • 72 Virginians
  • Microsoft EDU

  • More Regional Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    You Grew Up In Rural Iowa If . . .
    For all you Iowa wanna be's and those who love Iowan's, ...
    10.14.2008

    How To Install A Home Security System In The South
    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's ...
    02.25.2008

    Oklahoma Leads In Communication History
    Last January the New Orleans Times Picayune reported ...
    01.23.2008

    Rate This!

    3.92 Goofballs of 5
    13 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    The NZ Shipwreck Survivors
    A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors ...
    08.30.2007

    A Redneck's Pet
    On a hot summer day in Pennsylvania, a redneck came into town with his dog ...
    07.25.2007

    Ghost Sex
    A professor at University of Arkansas was giving a ...
    07.09.2007

    Sweet Home Alabama
    One day, two girls from Alabama were sitting on their ...
    03.24.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Farm Kids
    A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring ...
    09.11.2006

    Here's Comes Bubba
    Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty ...
    08.02.2006

    Alligator Alert
    The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising ...
    07.05.2006

    Get Your Husband Fixed
    An East Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had ...
    06.13.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Completely Mad!

    Goofball Facts
     
    Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. Some beleive this was the cause of his cronic insomnia.