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The Pearl Gates
By: ardee Published: 05/15/2000

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous people from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone!"
"What?" asked God. "All of those New Yorkers are gone?"
"No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!"

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started by krytical13
(05.15.2001 10:03:18 AM EST)
You have to take advantage of the opportunities that the arterlife offers.
Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

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