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Forest Gump
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. ...
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Published : 09.05.2008

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Graveside Service
A young preacher was asked by a funeral director to ...
Published : 04.11.2008

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God And The Scientist
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist ...
Published : 02.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Afterlife
An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first ...
Published : 02.14.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Eulogy Of Seamus O'Malley
Brothers Mike and Seamus O'Malley were the two richest ...
Published : 01.19.2008

Rate: 2.67
Preventing Disease
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
Published : 12.02.2007

Rate: 1.81
Creation
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how ...
Published : 09.12.2007

Rate: 1.97
Who Does What
A man and his wife were having an argument about who ...
Published : 09.11.2007

Rate: 3.50
Off To The Races
Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak ...
Published : 09.07.2007

Rate: 3.00
Answered Prayers
A woman had a female parrot which kept saying ...
Published : 08.08.2007

Rate: 3.73
Don't Wake The Neighbors
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter ...
Published : 08.07.2007

Rate: 3.73
Nun Needs Gasoline
A young Nun who worked for a local home health care ...
Published : 08.04.2007

Rate: 3.85
A Wish
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers ...
Published : 08.02.2007

Rate: 3.73
Sisters Of Mercy
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway ...
Published : 07.22.2007

Rate: 3.85
A Bit Of Easter Humor
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation ...
Published : 07.17.2007

Rate: 3.73
How Can I Get To Heaven?
She asked the children in her kindergarten Sunday ...
Published : 06.28.2007

Rate: 3.83
Moshe And His Rolls
Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse ...
Published : 06.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Hand Dryers
My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers ...
Published : 06.26.2007

Rate: 3.83
Worms - A Visual Demonstration
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would ...
Published : 05.20.2007

Rate: 3.83
#2 Pencil
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic ...
Published : 04.30.2007

Rate: 3.73
Clergy Freebees
One day a Pastor went to a barber shop for a haircut. ...
Published : 03.17.2007

Rate: 3.73
Once A Baptist, Always A Baptist
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a ...
Published : 03.13.2007

Rate: 4.00
The Dying Priest
An old priest was dying. He sent a message for ...
Published : 03.08.2007

Rate: 4.00
Praying
A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short ...
Published : 01.27.2007

Rate: 4.09
What Would Jesus Drive?
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" ...
Published : 01.11.2007

Rate: 4.00
The Scholar
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, ...
Published : 01.07.2007

Rate: 3.85
What Causes Arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway ...
Published : 12.25.2006

Rate: 4.09
Young Preacher
A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director ...
Published : 11.04.2006

Rate: 4.00
Halloween Kiss
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab ...
Published : 10.31.2006

Rate: 3.50
Sex Work Or Play
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin ...
Published : 10.17.2006

Rate: 4.00

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