There were three Nuns that were so exceptionally good that that
Priest told them they could go out into the world and do
something wrong, then return, tell him what they had done and
drink from the holy water.
The Nuns agreed and left.
A few
hours later the first Nun came back.
"What did you do wrong?"
asked the Priest. "I pushed a kid in front of a truck and he
was killed," replied the Nun. "Very good," said the Priest,
"Now go drink from the holy water." So she did and left.
The
second Nun came back. "What did you do wrong?" asked the
Priest. "I pushed a man in front of a lawnmower and his leg got
chopped up," replied the Nun. "Very good," said the Priest,
"Now go drink from the holy water." So she did and left.
The
third Nun came back laughing her ass off. "What did you do
wrong?" asked the Priest. The Nun replied "I pissed in the holy
water!"
