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 Walk on water Moses! | | By: joe corral | Published: 05/05/2000 | | |  |
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God and Moses were in a boat one day, and God said to Moses how
proud he was for parting the sea. Moses said "That's nothing,
nothing will ever compare to you walking on it!" God replied
that this was not much but a trick, and that he would teach
Moses how he did it. "You see, just step out of the boat like
this and....Ahhhh!" God fell down the sea. Moses jumped in,
parted the sea, and asked God what went wrong. God said "Last
time, I didn't have these damn holes in my feet!"
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idjit
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jeff22
(05.05.2001 9:08:53 AM EST)
moron. im agnostic, and i hate ignorant people. if ur going to be against something, my philosophy is to know why you are against it, and have a reason for it. But whoever wrote this joke is an ignorant miserable fool. Jeesus!I am jeff. grrrrrrrr.
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JESUS
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flognok
(10.18.2000 1:11:50 AM EST)
It dont matter to jesus
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