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Drunk Man

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/20/1999
 
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A drunk guy staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."

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