The Pope was very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could
not figure out how to cure him. Finally, an old Jewish physician stated that he could figure it out.
After about an hour long examination, he came out and told the Cardinals that
he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare
disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the
Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the Cardinals, who argued about it at
length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the
situation.
After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the
noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four
conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause...
The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see
with whom she is having sex."
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having
sex."
"Third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is
having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth
condition?"
"Big breasts." replied the Pope.
