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The Three Sons

By: marvinPublished: 09/25/2002
 
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know her eyesight has failed her to the point that she can no longer read.. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000.00 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote the first son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Marvin," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Melvin," she wrote to her third son, "You were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes...That chicken was delicious."

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    Awh Mothers ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.25.2002 8:59:32 AM EST)

    where would we be without one.

    If anyone watches "Everybody Loves Raymond", that's my mother.

    That's the sort of thing (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.25.2002 4:59:07 AM EST)

    my mom would do to ! But I wouldn't change her one little bit.

    Oh no!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.25.2002 3:30:55 AM EST)

    I hope it wasn't Lula Mae.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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