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When God Gave Adam A Penis

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/09/2003
 
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God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

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    This is not a joke (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (03.09.2003 8:00:21 AM EST)

    This is a fact of life.

    Hahahahaha

    LMAO @ Roger's babbling

    Roger and Bookah Sitting In A Tree K I S S I N G

    This is what I mean ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.09.2003 7:29:18 AM EST)

    If it's going to be a bad ass, boring joke, keep it short.

    No Problem here! (0 replies)
    started by corjones
    (03.09.2003 6:47:30 AM EST)

    Well I'm o.k as I'm told I keep my brain in my pants. Suppose thats what they mean by a sudden rush of blood to the head!!

    Well I guess (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.09.2003 0:32:54 AM EST)


    it's a good thing the penis doesn't work all the time then.

    If it did we'd all be babbling idiots.. ba duh duh dee duh ba


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