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Religious Dog

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/16/2006
 
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Ever mindful of the congregation, the Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog, and knew that the dog also had to be a Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and defined their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.

"Fetch the Bible," he demanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner. "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog. That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses.

The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?" "I haven't tried yet" the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"

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    ROFL!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.16.2006 10:43:36 AM EST)


    The pooch will probably have his own Sunday morning TV show soon.

    Funny as hell, BD! You da man!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.16.2006 9:36:46 AM EST)


    Now this one I didn't see coming.

    Waaaa hahahahahahahaha

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