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Noah's arc

By: skinnydogPublished: 05/01/2000
 
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When Noah made the arc, he told the animals to go out and reproduce but that the couples had to of different species.

He was supervising and saw a dog having sex with a monkey and thought "this is gonna be one of the rarest species ever: a dog that climbs trees"

Then he saw a turtle and a cheetah mating and said "out of this two is gonna come out the fastest turtle on earth"

Then he saw something strange: he saw a horse with a condom. Angrily, he asked the horse "didnt i told to go out and reproduce?"

"Yes" said the horse.

"So what are you doing with a condom on boy?"

"Are you blind?" retorted the horse, "this is miss snake. She's giving me a blow job"

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...the worst joke I ever TRIED to read. Bad grammer killed it.

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That was the worst joke i have ever heard

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