Three couples walk into a pastor's office. The first couple are senior citizens. The second couple are middle aged.
The third couple are young and newly married. The pastor says to them, "I'm assuming that you're all here because you
want to join the church. Is that right?"
All three couples nod.
"Well," the pastor tells them. "To become a member of the church you have to prove your devotion by passing a
simple test. You have to abstain from having sex for one month. Come back and see me in a month and we'll talk about
you joining the church."
The couples leave.
A month later the three couples walk into the pastor's office. The pastor turns to the older couple, "Did you pass
the test?"
"Oh, yes." they answered, "It was no trouble at all."
"Congratulations!" the pastor tells them. "Welcome to our church."
The pastor turns to the middle aged couple, "Did YOU pass the test?" The husband and wife look at each other.
"Yes," they answer. "It was tough, but we made it."
"Congratulations!" the pastor tells them. "Welcome to our church."
The pastor turns to the young couple, "Did YOU pass the test?" The husband and wife look at each other. "No."
the husband says, shaking his head.
"I'm sorry to hear that." says the pastor. "Tell me what happened."
"Well," the husband says, "We were doing okay - I mean, it was REALLY, REALLY difficult but I thought we were
going to make it for the whole month. Then, one night my wife reached up high for a can of beans and I saw her skirt
rise up - and then she DROPPED the can and when she bent over to pick it up... well, I just couldn't help myself and I
took her right there."
"I'm sorry," said the pastor "but I'm afraid you're not welcome in our church."
The husband looks down and says, "Yeah, we're not welcome at Walmart any more either."
