Tidal Wave
By: Anonymous	Published: 09/11/2000
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LET'S GET 2GETHER (0 replies) started by KRAZIE1 (09.12.2000 12:13:40 PM EST) WHY NOT EXCHANGE KRAZIE STUFF ABOUT EVERYDAY PERSONAL STUFF LET'S ALL GET A LITTLE KRAZIE

homophobic (0 replies) started by peepeehead (09.12.2000 1:46:21 AM EST) how dare you, print such virulent anti-homosexual jokes? have you no shame? you should be tolerant and -- oh wait a minute. i hate gays. i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

He loves dick... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.12.2000 0:45:20 AM EST) just like memnoch does!! lol, j/k...buy bragging about being first on a post is like bragging about winning a coloring contest in 1st grade Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

Hahaha (0 replies) started by qweer (09.11.2000 9:18:20 PM EST) funniest shit i heard

FIRST (0 replies)   started by memnoch (09.11.2000 0:16:15 AM EST) Yes it IS just to piss you off

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