A hunter goes out into the forest, during bear hunting season,
with his double barrel shotgun. He spots a nice plump bear, and
aims, shoots, and misses.
The bear comes up to him, and tells him, "What the hell's your
problem! I won't kill you, if you suck my dick."
So the hunter, being VERY obedient, and scared for his life,
sucks the bears dick. The bear, once done "his deed" lets him go.
The next day, the hunter is back, just this time, with a
high-powered rifle, just right for this bear. He spots the same
bear, aims, shoots, and misses.
Once again, the bear comes up to him, and tells him, "I'll let
you go, if you give me a good blow job."
Again, the hunter obediently sucks the bears dick. And again,
the bear lets the hunter off the hook.
Well, wouldn't you know it, the hunter shows up the next day,
just this time with a bazooka. He aims, shoots, and misses.
The bear comes up to him and asks, "You again? You're not
coming here for the hunting, are you?"
