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Hung like a horse

By: CrocPublished: 11/16/1999
 
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A mother was taking her son to school driving in from the farm, as they were driving past a field the boy noticed a stallion standing next to the fence with his penis hanging out.

Son: “ Mom what is that?” pointing to the stallions huge penis.

Mother:” Oh, That! That is nothing!!”

This carries on for the whole week. The following week the father takes his son to school driving past the same field and again the stallion has on display his ol’ meat cleaver.

Son: “Dad what is that?” Pointing again to the stallions penis. Dad: “That is a dick!”
Son: “Mom, says it’s nothing?”
Dad: “Your mother is spoiled!”

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i think that was a really funnt joke please get some more good ones like that in the future

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