The nude Sunbathers
By: Mr. Hankey	Published: 11/25/1999
There's a husband and wife at a nude beach and there lying in the sun nude. All of a sudden this bee flies up into the girls you know what... The guy covers up his wife and takes her directly to the doctor. The doctor inspects the girls vagina and says to the girl "The bee is pretty far up there, our only chance of getting him out is if your husband smears honey on to the tip of his penis and procedes to have intercourse with you. The husband decides to give it a try. He smears on the honey but he cant get hard because he is just so worried about his wife. The doctor says "I wouldn't mind giving it a try if neither of you object." The couple agrees to let the doctor to this and he procedes to smear the honey on to the tip of his dick and then he started screwing the girl. He's screwing her for about 3 minutes and the husband gets the idea that he's enjoying himself. So the husband finally steps up and says "Ok you've been having sex for a while now. Whats going on? Is the bee out yet?" Then the doctor says "Change of plan, Iam gonna drown the little bastard." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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what the hell is this ? (0 replies) started by krn333 (06.02.2001 10:51:14 AM EST) I don't think you would call this crap uncensored . new catagory , s--t no one cares about.

the sting (0 replies) started by jnpendell (04.08.2001 4:45:05 AM EST) my girl, whenever she gets a prick in her hand,puts it cider!!! very good

pist off (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.05.2001 0:07:01 AM EST) I want to see some twotts or tits NOW

Change of plans (0 replies) started by mrdrape (03.30.2001 11:35:25 PM EST) Or he could have decided "Ya know, I´m the doctor, so let the doctor operate" bad joke from myself I eat scumm and then I'm done

hello (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.26.2000 9:11:28 AM EST) hope you like this this is funny

? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.14.2000 5:22:54 AM EST) well...did the bee spit or swallow?

we all done this (0 replies) started by SMARTEN (08.22.2000 1:16:30 PM EST) I hope Irish true to the bone!

ouch (0 replies) started by kenpat (07.22.2000 7:03:14 PM EST) husband should have kissed it to make it better. mugrump

great (0 replies)   started by juv0069 (06.16.2000 3:07:08 AM EST) this site is great and it has a lot of amusing stuf on it.

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