Two statues are standing in the middle of the park. One is of a
god-like naked man, and the other is a goddess-like naked woman.
The statues are facing each other and nearly touching, stuck in
their position for a thousand years.
Then, one day, God has
pity on the statues and brings them to life. He speaks with
them and says- "Look, you two have been just great for the past
thousand years, so for a day I'm going to let you do WHATEVER
YOU WANT."
The statues are overjoyed- they look at each other
with glassy eyes, knowing what the other is thinking. They
thank God quickly, and then romp into the forest laughing with
glee.
Later that night, the statues come back to their
positions with a satisfied and relieved look on their faces, and
are frozen once again into their respective positions.
Another
thousand years pass by, and God remembers the statues that had
probably forgotten their wild night from a millenium ago. So he
brings them back to life again, and grants them another day of
freedom.
With this, the Woman statue gets excited and says
"C'mon, lets go!!," But this time the Male statue is hesitant.
He turns to the female statue and says, "Well, we had our fun
and all last time, and I was really happy afterwards and
everything..."
The woman statue looks shocked at him, "Well
what's wrong?!" she exclaims.
The male statue blushes and looks
up at her and says, "Well, okay, we can go do it again.....but this time I'LL hold the pigeons, and YOU crap on them."
