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Picking A Better Penis

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/18/2001
 
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A man was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still has a problem. He has to have his penis amputated. He goes to see the doctor and the doctor reassures him that he can help him.

"First of all you have to pick a new penis," says the doctor. The doctor picks up a box from his table and says "This is our 6 inch standard model. It is dependable and will cost you only $6000. It comes with a lifetime guarantee.

The man says "Okay, that's about right but I have a question. What's in the other box?"

"This is our 10 inch super model. Ten inches of power to please any women. But for this you have to pay $10,000!!"

The man says, "Oh, yeah, that's the one I want. My wife will love me forever. But does it also come with a lifetime guarantee?"

"Yes."

"Well what's in that other box?" The doctor picks up yet another box from his desk.

This is our super deluxe model. It's 12 inches of all beef and will drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this much power you gotta pay $12,000 for it!"

The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. "Doc, that's it, that's the one for me. I'll be the envy of everyone I know. But does it have a lifetime guarantee?"

"YES SIR"

Then the man says, "Just one more question. Does it come in white?"

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    BWAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (09.20.2001 7:36:43 PM EST)

    they ought to call that one the "Widow-Maker"!!!

    I'll bet it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    LOL (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.18.2001 6:49:16 AM EST)

    Predicatable !


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