Three young women die and are brought to the gates of heaven.
Upon entering the gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his
obedient angel. St. Peter says to the girls, "Before entering
heaven, you must each answer a simple question."
"Which is...?" they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first young woman.
"Oh yes!" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was
still virgin even after I got married."
"Very good." said St.Peter. "Angel, give this young woman the
golden key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second young woman.
"Oh, quite good!" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married
but was not after I got married."
"Very good." said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl, the silver
key."
"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third young woman. "Oh
no, not at all!" she said. "I practically had sex with every guy
I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime!"
"Very good!" said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl my room key."
