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cute
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Fakhry01
(05.29.2001 9:27:10 AM EST)
cute
that what he noticed
You Have two ears but one toung only
u what
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.05.2000 6:18:08 PM EST)
This is really dire not at all funny
gay
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poostabber311
(11.24.2000 11:44:45 PM EST)
this was gay
leave me alone im a biggott and i dont like you
YOU ARE WRONG!
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Morpheus170
(08.14.2000 8:23:35 PM EST)
LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL
HEY, BILLY, THE ONE WITH WHICH YOUR MOTHER BRUSHES HER TEETH IS MINE, YOU ASS HOLE!
overated
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Pwee92
(08.14.2000 6:28:37 PM EST)
that wasn't worth loading
gayshit
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.21.2000 7:15:46 PM EST)
that was the gayest joke that i have ever heard.it was so SHIT
GAY
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.18.2000 1:08:52 AM EST)
GAY
well Fuck ya
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davearama
(07.17.2000 2:52:36 AM EST)
to all yall mutha fuckas who thought the insignificant shit was,......well insignificant, FIRST BITCH!!
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