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Got Milk?

By: marvinPublished: 10/08/2002
 
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A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby."

After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished. "He's obviously not getting enough milk," he said sternly. "Is he being breast fed?"

"Yes," replied the woman.

"Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off." The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thorough breast exam-kneading, rubbing, massaging and sucking each breast at some length.

Finally, totally perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was a problem. "You aren't producing any milk at all."

"Of course not," she responded "It's my sister's kid."

" Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement.

"I wouldn't have," she replied, "Until you started sucking on the other tit."

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    Doctors suck ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.08.2002 10:33:56 AM EST)

    on the woman's breast.
    No wonder my wife get's gussied up to get her Pap Smear done.
    (could be spelled wrong ,but you get the idea)

    Now ..... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.08.2002 3:55:40 AM EST)

    "Your husband's been complaining about a lack of sex .... remove your panties"

    Hahahaha (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (10.08.2002 2:27:48 AM EST)

    Somebody added a zinger to the end of the joke. I like it and I'm sure both doctor and patient did too.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    Not... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (10.08.2002 2:14:43 AM EST)

    what I had in mind when I dreamed about being a doctor as a young lad.

    But definitly what I dream about now.

    Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

    hahahahahaahha (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.08.2002 0:48:02 AM EST)

    Glad that didn't happen to me.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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