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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    How to impress a woman, a man

    By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/02/1998
     
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    How to impress a woman:
    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
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    So very true

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