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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
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 Husband or Wife? | | By: DaJammer | Published: 11/19/1999 | | |  |
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A man gets arrested and jailed for robbing a store. When they
bring him to his cell, he see's his cellmate is a huge, tough
looking character. Once he's in the cell and the guards leave,
his cellmate walks up to him and says, "We gotta get one thing
straight, you gonna be the husband, or the wife?"
By now the guy is horrified of the prospects the question raises, but he thinks about it, and says, "I'll be the husband!".
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sick
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 12:14:25 PM EST)
absolutly sick. people in jail arent really like that. i know that cos i was in jail for four years, its a laugh in there actually!!
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