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The Honeymoon's Over

By: bigjohn2Published: 06/01/2003
 
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A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (06.01.2003 2:27:50 PM EST)

    this is great bj...lmfao...another one made it ...damn that is great....

    Get out if you can son (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.01.2003 11:08:44 AM EST)

    before she takes that to!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Hehehehe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.01.2003 10:11:17 AM EST)

    I'm sure she will figure out a way to pump some life back into it.

    Funny stuff, BJ. Thanks for contributing. I'm giving you 5 big ones for this.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.01.2003 0:26:25 AM EST)


    Never heard this one before..

    ^5 to you BJ..

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