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Girls In The Phone Book

By: drhankzPublished: 06/15/2005
 
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone books.

I decided to phone one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo -- beautiful. So I picked up the card and I dialed the number.

"Hello?" the woman says.

"Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No...wait, I want sex... I want it hard, fast and now!

I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys... do the lot, all night, tie me up, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound.?

She says, "That sounds fantastic... But for an outside line you press 9."

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    Great Punch Line (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.01.2005 9:58:17 PM EST)

    Thanks for the new material dr.

    Not likely (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (06.15.2005 9:24:31 AM EST)


    I actually saw it from the top of the hill.

    This is a new joke for me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.15.2005 8:29:38 AM EST)


    and a funny one at that.

    1) The guy must be new to dirty talking though.

    and

    2) Next to dental hygienists and Hair Stylists, Front desk receptionists are high up on my fantasy list.

    That's a big Ooops! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (06.15.2005 5:46:00 AM EST)

    However, she got what she deserved by answering the phone "Hello" instead of "front desk."

    Good deal (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.15.2005 5:12:14 AM EST)


    Maybe she'll come up and do it all for free.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (06.15.2005 0:32:58 AM EST)


    never heard that one

    thanks

    ^5

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