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 Two Old Guys Comparing, Um, Well, You Decide... | | By: lee11 | Published: 05/01/2008 | | |  |
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Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!" | | Type: | Unknown | | Download: | 
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