Kiss Me Doctor
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 02/10/2002
A woman is in her psychiatrist's office when suddenly she shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!" The Doctor looks at her and says "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you." About 10 minutes later the woman again shouts out, "Doctor, please, kiss me just once!" Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you." Finally, another 5 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor; "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!" "Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be screwing you right now." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Well, (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:41:52 PM EST) it beats the cost of a motel room and medic-aid pays for it all. Just protecting my sheep

I know that doctors have to.. (0 replies) started by willi (02.10.2002 8:30:23 PM EST) keep themselves emotionally unattached from their patients, but no foreplay? You can bet the patient is going to be billed for this treatment. Just look under 'miscellanious charges'.

Hahahahahahahahahaha (0 replies) started by kweenbee (02.10.2002 2:16:06 PM EST) hahahahahahahahahaha. ^5 Love the country, live to pee outside!

Women? (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.10.2002 8:24:33 AM EST) Always complaining. It's never enough, is it. hahahahaha

That's one long screw ! (0 replies) started by marvin (02.10.2002 3:30:36 AM EST) lucky woman ! Hahahahahahahahahaha

ROFLMAO!! (0 replies)   started by tjshere (02.10.2002 0:09:03 AM EST) I guess I should have seen that punchline coming, but I didn't and it hit like a ton of bricks. Hilarious! Bravo, Patron. Never fear.....TJ's here!

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