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Most Foul Nastiest Joke I Know (you Are Warned)

By: mistrcoffePublished: 01/07/2009
 
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An Arkansas girl asks her Dad to use the car.

He tells her "No sweetheart not tonight."

She says "I'll blow you for it."

He decides that would be ok.

When she finishes she says "Daddy I don't mind blowing you since I want the car and all, but your dick tastes like shit." He thumps his head and says "That's right that's why you can't have the car, your brother already has it."

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    It's only incest (0 replies)  
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    if it's involuntary?

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