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My First Condom

By: bd2sonPublished: 01/01/2008
 
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one I honestly answered, 'No.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.

'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse & removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

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